July 02, 2003

Signature Parking

I can always tell if someone else drove my van last -- they never park it correctly. I always park within a half inch of the concrete base of the lamp pole. Today I parked nearly perfect. Slightly less than the thickness of a sheet of typing paper between the van and the pole.

Posted by at July 2, 2003 09:11 PM
Comments

oh be honest, you hit the pole first, then you edge forward a bit right, just to give the appearance of perfect parking ;)

Posted by: Lynne at July 14, 2003 05:45 AM

Evidence appears to support your theory Lynne. Examine exhibit A, scratched left rear bumper. ;)

Posted by: Sharon at July 28, 2003 07:56 PM

Now that you have the new unmarked truck, we'll find out about how close you can get to the pole without contact!

Posted by: Wingo at August 27, 2003 03:17 PM