Why do they thank me for calling them when I have no other choice?
Things I would rather do than call the Help Desk and speak with a script reader in India....
Have my skin removed with 40 grit orbital sander and then take a nice salt bath.
Get naked, cover myself in barbeque sauce, and jump into a pit of starving wharf rats.
Amputate my own legs with a rusty hand ripping saw.
Drive 10p nails into my skull with my air-powered Palm Nailer.
Posted by Paladin at February 23, 2010 11:46 AM